(marchin' in the fast lane)
This is dedicated to you Ben Stiller,
You are my favorite mother fucker.
I told you, didn't I?

Drama makes the world go around. (go around)
Does anybody got the problem with that? (yeah)
My business, is my bussiness, who'se guilty?
Can I get a witness?
First thing first,
The chocolate starfish my man Fred Durst.
Access Hollywood liscence to kill,
A redneck fucker from Jacksonville.
Bringning on the dumbster fuck,
A microphone machetes in the back of my truck.
Rock'in so steady with the he-says she-says,
And don't forget about the starfish navigation system.
Don't hate me, I'm just an alien, with 37 tons of new millenium.
Dum-Ditty-Dum, where is it coming from?
Misses Aguileira, come and get some.
Oh no, which way to go?
Through the dance flow in stewa stereo.
Pay me no mind, I've seen the Fight Club about 28 times.
And I'm'a keep my pants saggin`,
Keep the skateboard, a spray can for the taggin`.
And I'm'a keep a lot of girls on my band wagon,
Cause I don't give a fuck..

[chorus start]
Living life in the fast lane.
I'm just a crazy mother fucker livin' it up.
Not giving a fuck.
Living life in the fast lane.
Another crazy mother fucker livin' it up.
Not giving a fuck in the fast lane.
[chorus end]

Take two. (why!)
Now who'se the starsucka?
I'm the starfish, you silly mother fucker.
The puff puff give, the marijuana cig.
Oops, I don't even smoke but I love the way it smells.
Here's a toast to the females (female) sippin' mums champagne from a seashell. (seashell)
I take a counterfeit, and pop his ass like a zit
With the starfish navigation system.
No cheap thrills, (baby)
Fill the briefcase with 3 dollar billz.
I'm just an ordinary run at the mill.
Fella spittin' on hella mic skills.
And I'm'a keep my pants saggin`,
Keep the skateboard, a spray can for the taggin`.
And I'm'a keep a lot of girls on my band wagon,
Cause I don't give a fuck..

[chorus start]
Living life in the fast lane.
I'm just a crazy mother fucker livin' it up.
Not giving a fuck.
Living life in the fast lane.
Another crazy mother fucker, livin' it up.
Not giving a fuck in the fast lane.
[chorus end]

Cause it's so easy to tell a lie,
And it's so easy, to run and hide.
But it's not easy to be alive,
So don't be wasting NONE OF MY TIME!

[Fred Durst VMA2K part starts here]
This world is like a cage,
And I don't think it's fair,
And I don't even think,
That anybody cares..
It'll eat a hole (what?) down inside of me (what?),
And it'll leave a scar (what?), can anybody see? (what?)
That we got to get it out. (got to get it out)
We got to get it out. (got to get it out)
We got to get it out. (got to get it out)
And I'm'a get it out with the mother fucking MICROPHONE PLUG IT IN MY SOUL.
I'm a renegade riot gettin' out of control.
I'm'a keep it alive and continue to be,
Flying like an eagle to my destiny!
So can you feel me? (hell yeah)
Can you feel me? (hell yeah)
Can you feel me? (hell yeah)
If you feel me mother fucker?!
Then you say? (hell yeah)
Then you say? (hell yeah)
Then you say hell yeah?
I'm living life in the fast lane.

Cause it's so easy to tell a lie,
And it's so easy, to run and hide.
But it's not easy to be alive,
So don't be wasting NONE OF MY TIME!

Yeah, bring it on!

[chorus start]
Living life in the fast lane.
I'm just a crazy mother fucker livin' it up.
Not giving a fuck.
Living life in the fast lane.
Another crazy mother fucker, livin' it up.
Not giving a fuck in the fast lane.
[chorus end]