I ain't no joke
So you should get a pen
And write yourself a little note
So you don't forget again
When it comes to cash
I've been gettin' smoked
Lendin' out my money now I'm broke 

Somebody's gettin' choked
Cause now its time to pay the piper
Bums are the type of shit that's in a diaper
Don't make me have to call a sniper
And wipe your brains off my windshield wiper (you dirty bug!) 

As soon as I get paid they come in masses
There's someone givin' classes
On kissin' peoples asses
Unless you're livin' where the trash is
Don't even come around here askin' where my cash is 

Me I'm broke (2x) 

I aint no joke
I'll say it once again
If I get provoked there'll be knuckles on your chin
Some people never learn
Borrowin' from me you might regret it
For one I ain't no bank and you got shitty credit 

As soon as I get paid
They're comin' out the woodwork
Take your ass and get a job like you should jerk
Unless you're livin' where the trash is
But you're not
So find another spot where the cash is 

Me I'm broke (2x) 

Gimme back my money, you bum 

You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that
You deserve a smackin' for slackin'
Now people say I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker
Then its through the eyes of the ones that are blind! (3x) 

Me I'm broke
Gimme back my money (my money)
Me I'm broke 

You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that
You deserve a smackin' for slackin'
Now people say I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker
Then its through the eyes of the ones that are blind! (2x) 

Hidden Track: ANSWERING MACHINE 
by Slurry Voice Man, Fred Hater, and Answering Machine 
*** Answering machine (aiae.) - aaoiioaao?ee

Slurry Voice Man: Yo Fred, this is (slurry....) right here, call me, i'm up at (cannot hear this part) 
for tha night. 

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Fred Hater: Look me up buddy, i've i've gotta tell you something, i've gotta tell you a thing or 
two. I've just about had it up to here, i've had it up to here with everything you've been doin, 
listen here, if you come in my teritory one more time, if by the next time i see you buddy, if you 
keep messin around, the next time i see you i'm gonna punch you right in the face, you got that? 
Right in your face buddy. Right in the face, thats where its goin. My fist, your face, that's where 
its goin. Listen, listen, you'd better shape up, you'd better shape up son, if i don't hear back from 
you and i see you before you see me, yeah... well, there, there ya go, yeah, i'll talk to you soon. 
You'd better be hoppin i'm not angry, right in the face. 

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